I have been more than a trifle concerned with this question as there are issues arising in our office concerning me and a secretary. Her lawyers have made a motion for discovery and I have heard through my private detective that her legal team wishes to inspect my penis and fotograph it so that she may identify it in court. I find this absurd. Should there not be a penile identity parade in which she is forced to chose my penis amidst a welter of competing members? My lawyer seems out to lunch on this one.